fucktard

somone who is a complete fuckin retard

Dude Pat Langland is such a fucktard.

by greggy baby June 12, 2007

fucktard

to be a fuck and to look or to act like a retard(usually likes to get rammed in the ass by black guys)

Alex ones fucked stef in her fucktard while taking a shit.

by tim December 5, 2006

Fucktard

Someone who is "fucking retarded"

"Holy shit that guy's fucking retarded!"

"Yeah, what a fucktard"

by Benjamin White August 28, 2005

Fucktard

Any asshole who says ghey instead of gay because he thinks he's cool, but is actually too fucking retarded to think of another way to say bad or stupid.

Saying ghey instead of gay isn't any less offensive to gay people you fucktard.

by YourMom696969 December 24, 2008

Fucktard

A fucktard is an individual who is fucked hard in the head.

Though I refused to answer his calls, I was repeatedly phoned by some fucktard who obviously lacked the good sense to realize I was avoiding him, and what a pain he had become.

by -JilLxX January 2, 2011

Fucktard

One who displays attributes and/or behavior expected from the mentally ill, though known to be healthy in all regards. Usually assigned an HVT covername so simple references to them remain reasonably secure.

Alt. spelling: Phaktard (so as not to offend the ignorant yet easily offended)

Telling people on fire they should drink more water. (absent of sarcasm)

Asking if they have time for a shower when told they're needed immediately.

Sentence: That fucktard HVT Harry started this TPS coversheet business!

by Four Horsemen July 8, 2006

fucktard

a fucking retard, morethen a retard but not quite a shittard!!!

when ur dumbass friend decides she wants to drink under age, thats a fucktard move.

by gossiplove429 April 13, 2008