Roostering

Dousing yourself in syrup and then chicken feathers, and masturbating or when two people coat themselves in syrup and chicken feathers and have sex.

Dude, me and your mom were Roostering until we clucked last night.

by Slimy Heimy December 31, 2024

Rusty Rooster

When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.

After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.

Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.

by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022

The Rooster Lord

The Rooster God of Feathers, Humanity, mortal peril and minor inconveniences.

I've been stopped at every redlight today, I should pray to the Rooster Lord for his grace and prosperity.

by Carl the Rooster Gos March 6, 2024

Skinned rooster

A Skinned rooster is when the entire surrounding penile skin around the entire penis is just not there, gone. See Peeled Banana for more information pre-Skinned rooster

I had to get surgery done after Kylie gave me a peeled banana, now I am stuck with a Skinned rooster

by Awooke September 26, 2019

rooster wrestler

Some one who strokes cock.

He's such a rooster wrestler.

by Jblak April 22, 2017

rooster hag

a busted street walker.

man, I'm too broke for the titty bar, let's just scoop up a rooster hag.

by bishopballs June 8, 2017

Rooster

A really hard piss or a strong morning piss.

Billy drank 19 beers and was so damn drunk that he took a rooster all over the bathroom stall.

by Dr. Clif Clif June 5, 2015