A race on who can cum faster inside a dolphin while sucking and watching someone's OF. The first to cum gets lots of Dolphin sexy thots that play with you and fuck you to death and sex so much cum the whole ocean became "shark milk". Pipstar should join this... It'd be interesting...
by quartz89_alt February 8, 2022
Get the Shark Olympicsmug. A man who hasn't shaved anywhere but still manages to be at the top of the food chain with the ladies.
by Oceaninto January 5, 2017
Get the Shaggy Sharkmug. by Sheev the Senate February 17, 2019
Get the there’s a shark in the watermug. MLIA-based definition of the domestic cat.
The fur sharks are eating again. That's why we have no more food.
Do I cut myself? Heck no. Those are teeth marks from the fur sharks.
Do I cut myself? Heck no. Those are teeth marks from the fur sharks.
by mylifeisaverageapparently March 29, 2010
Get the Fur Sharkmug. Rancid pussy that smells like a wet cardboard box filled with expired bananas and sardines that has been sitting in the back of a Dominican grocery store since its last random inspection two years before.
Have you ever gone down on beached shark? No, you haven't. How can I tell? Your lower face is intact.
by Ramalishtic April 29, 2014
Get the beached sharkmug. A shark that is covered in yellow trench tape. Normally very small and made out of rubber. Related to TØP's new album Trench.
by I.am.big.smart November 24, 2018
Get the Trench Sharkmug. A member in organized crimes that loans an amount of money to people that are in need of fast, easy money. Loan Sharks tend to be violent if the client does not pay up, also ask for a much higher cash return then what was originally given.
Guy 1: Hey what happened to Louis?
Guy 2: Those Loan Sharks knocked his teeth out, and put his cat in the dishwasher!
Guy 1: He shoulda paid up!
Guy 2: Those Loan Sharks knocked his teeth out, and put his cat in the dishwasher!
Guy 1: He shoulda paid up!
by ElGrego March 30, 2011
Get the Loan Sharkmug.