flumpy

a flumpy is something loose! A lot like extra baggage.

Sunshine told giggles that milkshake had flumpy man titties!

by rainbow bright August 13, 2006

Flumpshquad

A person that is so homosexual that his homosexuality is to the point of being a Taint licker, and will eat Peanuts out of a mans poop

Stan's homosexuality has advanced to the point of Flumpshquad.

by Flobs November 7, 2010

poofy beef flume

A vagina that has entertained an extensive pounding. See meat locker

James: "I crammed the shit out of her until her moose knuckle transformed into a poofy beef flume."

by Morgan O'Malley December 21, 2007

flamp

British English - verb
To feign sickness or injury in order to get sympathy or a day off.

Have you really got stomachache or are you just flamping?

by Julia Davies November 1, 2003

Flumpcious

When something is not too firm but not too jiggly.

That ass is flumpcious !!!

by Corm daddy November 22, 2016

Flumping

The act of sitting on someone for fun or sexual gratification. The specified location of the "flump" is up to the user but commonly actioned on the - Face, Chest, leg and armpit. This act can also be delivered by one or more "flumpers" in accordance to the recipients ("Flumpee's") request.

"Dude, she fucking flumped me and I loved it"
"Bro, look at the junk in that trunk - I'd love to be flumped that all night long"
"Sarah whats wrong?" Sarah - "I think Steve is Flumping with someone else behind my back"

by jamondontoast2 October 5, 2017

flum tickle

The Satisfactory tickling of a womans clitoris in a way that is pleasurable, Resulting in the Production of vaginal fluids.

Sarah requested Trevor to Flum Tickle her before preforming sexual intercourse.

by Nickowicko May 28, 2008