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High Five

The single acceptable greeting gesture that will bring the American culture full circle. An abrupt collision of two individuals hands to signify coolness, acknowledgement, amusement, agreement, or testosterone (in the case of a male.)
April 21st is National High Five day.
So the other day I was doing some grocery shopping in this little hippie organic food store close to my summer pad here in hippyville. I was deep in thought, debating between vegetable or three cheese spaghetti sauce, when a skinny hippie dude with a long beard accidentally bumped into me as he was excitedly loading some granola product into his hippie organic food store cart.
In a sort of delayed reaction-where-am-I-who-are-you-kind of way he said, "so sorry sister friend, didn’t mean to bump you."
I, being the forgiving cool person that I am, replied in my classic-no-worries-reassuring-cool-as-fxxk-voice that it was not big deal, sxxt happens and life moves on...did he have any recommendations on vegetable or three cheese spaghetti sauce?
"Oh for sure, definitely the Veggie, it's all about the vegan style" he said.
-Vegan style? Whatever man. Thanks, veggies are tight. High Five...

***Oh fo sure...right there and then me and that old hippie dude gave each other a sweet ass hippie High Five.
Just like it should be done.
Keep on keeping.
High Five.
by Anita Molina August 3, 2005
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five monkeys

when people keep doing things the same way they have always done because thats the way it was done when they got there they don't ask why they are doing it that way they just know thats the way they always done it
he's doing a five monkeys
by Bulldog May 5, 2005
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five guys

Five Guys is to burgers what Chipotle is to burritos.
Person 1 - "Five guys is bomb!"
Person 2 - "Hell yeah!"
by Skwerilleee January 10, 2009
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fiver

Similar to tenner, this is a slang word for currency.
In England, a fiver is a five pound note (£5.00).
1. "I didn't even earn a fiver last night."
2. "I gave him a fiver for the T-Shirt."
by IceIceIceHockey March 23, 2004
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fag factor five

1) Being in a state of extreme homosexual flamboyance.
2) Being in the presence of a large number homosexual persons.
Guy 1: Hey dude, have you been to Club Med Gym recently?
Guy 2: No way man, last time I went it there it was like fag factor five, there was so much flouncing I had to leave.

or

Guy 1: What is that guy in the leather trousers doing?
Guy 2: OMG he just squeezed that dude's ass
Guy 1: I think we've just reached fag factor five in here
by Sexual Harassment Panda May 31, 2006
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five dollar foot long

when you go into a subway take a shit dont flush and leave
person1: dude wanna go to subway

person2: no man lets just chill at my place

person1: well i gatta do a five dollar foot long but you moms in the shower
by dr.fuzz March 29, 2010
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Five Nights at Freddy's

I swear to god Foxy, stay where you are. STAY WHERE YOU AREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK!!! I LOST!!! I HATE FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!
by AreialInferno December 30, 2014
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