Fat Tarts

A fat, but flat chested girl who creates the illusion of having tits by pulling the fat from her back, and then stuffing it into a push-up bra.

Monte: Check out her tits!
Rick: Naw man, those are fat tarts.
Monte: Snarf.
Rick: Ruh Roh.

by ChellChell September 08, 2010

Fat chicking it

1.To stay home on a friday night and eat a gallon of ice
cream by oneself, while simultaneously crying and watching romantic comedies.

Guy: "Dude, John is really depressed."
Guy 2: "He seems fine."
guy: "Not at all man. I heard he's been fat chicking it for 3 weeks straight."
Guy 2: "Holy shit."

by Corbin Omega November 02, 2007

fat aggression

someone who hates skinny people, is mean o skinny and literally just takes out her or his fat aggression out on you.

"she called me ugly and fat"

"dont worry shes just taking out her fat aggression on you honey"

by nessacore June 12, 2007

fat nap

taking an unexpected nap and waking up not knowing what day it is

just took a fat nap to the face and i feel like a million bucks, let’s get it tonight

by solman October 15, 2017

happy fat

Fat a person puts on during a happy relationship.

Jon put on some happy fat since he been seeing this girl.

by shoitan June 23, 2009

Fat Friday

Definition- Fat Friday, also commonly referred to as 'Greeday', is the last Friday of the month where one can simply binge on any food one desires. Fat Friday is set aside for those who maintain healthy bodyweight on normal days and not for the continuously gluttonous or obese.

Comrad: Friendo, why you be eating so much today?

Winston: Cousin its Fat Friday you know. Gotta let loose.

by TommyTheCat91 May 29, 2014

Fat Ernie

Fat Ernie 1) another name for taking a giant shit. One that is almost to big to come out and makes you feel hemmrodal and violated when it finally is pushed out.

Dude, I took a fat Ernie this morning and it feels like I blew out my o ring.

by Jams gram June 19, 2017