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Ethan by xpendulumx January 11, 2015
Known for being obnoxious, annoying, and over all a dumbass. Also known for continually harassing both over and underage women. Suspected of becoming a child molester as he grows older...it is advised to just avoid this person at all times and always carry either mace or a concealed weapon.
That damn ethan kid won't shut the fuck up and i swear he keeps looking at my 8 year old sister with this obsessive, drooling look in his eye...wheres my gun i need to drop this hoe.
Ethan by Taj Badadlandaba August 15, 2010
a fag who frequently likes other mens wang up his bum. his diet consist of sperm, sacks, and more sperm.
ethan is such a fag
Ethan by wizardloaf101 June 23, 2016
A guy that says he think you're cute or leads you on then turns around and tells you he has a girlfriend
Ethan: Hey you're really cute!
girl: thanks
Ethan: You would make an amazing girlfriend
his girlfriend: Hey Ethan come on let's go
Ethan: Ok babe...bye random girl
Ethan by assassin January 2, 2013
i was walking down salad fingers lane and saw mt Ethan. He was bare dank my skeng
ethan by pengting1234 July 12, 2017
the most ugly person alive and he should be asleep right now so yeah.
john: lets give ethan a dirt nap.
ethan: shimy shimy shake shook
ethan by i took her clothes July 22, 2020
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