wifed

To be 'wifed'. To be unable to participate in any form of bloke entertainment, due to hassles from one's wife.

'Sorry lads, I can't go to the football match. I'm wifed!'

by Assassin August 19, 2003

BotD

Bi Orbital Testicular Disease - Testicular disease caused by radiation emmited from gamma rays by the planets Venus & Mars and the debri that travels withing their orbital path.

Ryan suffers from Bi Orbital Testicular Disease. The doctor will be removing his sack on tuesday at 10:00am.

by Assassin March 24, 2004

Ethan

A guy that says he think you're cute or leads you on then turns around and tells you he has a girlfriend

Ethan: Hey you're really cute!
girl: thanks
Ethan: You would make an amazing girlfriend
his girlfriend: Hey Ethan come on let's go
Ethan: Ok babe...bye random girl

by assassin January 03, 2013

50 Cent

Somebody who seriously, honestly needs to and WANTS to be shot.

He's disappointed that after spending $100,000 each on bulletproofing two different vehicles, he didn't get shot at.

by Assassin March 25, 2005