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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife August 1, 2025

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Dirty Esco

When you dress a man up as a femboy and brutally fuck them while they fart and shit on your dick so when you pull your dick out it turns brown

“Hey I was fucking lolermanest AKA Thomas nix the other day he gave me the best dirty esco of my life it felt so good it’s low key underrated im gonna get 6 or 7 more”

by Sigma fart gooner 93 October 15, 2025

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Antonio Pablo Escobar

Often a word to describe our friend speltokarn

Antonio Pablo Escobar!

by Brattlof January 30, 2018

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All porn stars escort, but they are not all escorts. Escorting is illegal , unless somebody is filming you. Porn stars are aware of prostitution laws and will never admit guilt. I'm not a fan looking for an escort . I'm a Producer slash camera man, and your going to be on smash van pov.

fan: hello gabby can i ask you a question ?
gabby: I'm not an escort.
fan: slut!

by sislovesme June 11, 2020

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Fart Time Encroachment

(noun) - The act of a fart encroaching on the exit, the exact moment when one is about to take Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.

I was farting like an absolute menace, I tried to take some gas medicine, but that was no match for the short term fart time encroachment.

by niquil July 2, 2021

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