Elephantitus

Elephantitus is a condition where the infected part of the body grows abnormally in size.

That muslim fuck with the ball sack that looked like a space hopper.

by Robby O'licious Bacon January 14, 2005

Elephant

When one person has a problem with another
the instance of having an elephant with that person

Sam: oh she is such a bitch.
Robyn: You have a serious elephant with her dont you.

by Hooky1308 July 8, 2009

elephant butt fuck

Kneeing someone very hard in the ass from behind without them having any knowledge you are about to do so.

"dude i was just pissing in the urinal and James elephant butt fucked me and i damn near fell in the urinal.

by NOFXisthebest87 September 26, 2008

red elephant trunk

The stage in a penis after you jizz. The shaft is in between being flaccid and boner worthy and is red from stroking or sex. The visual result is a cock that looks like a red elephant trunk. Usually at this point you start to get dressed and leave the bitches house.

She keep giving me dome even though I was finished and had developed red elephant trunk.

by Sir Moist June 29, 2008

Elephanteezus

An extention on the original term of beaz. If a person from the projects (or Tim Westwood if you're from the UK) wanted to swear then they could substitute the nasty words (if they were moral) and replace them with ghetto sounding words that rhyme with beaz or beazus.

*Young man notices a woman on the tv with large breasts. He points it out to his mate*

Willin: Look at the tits on her!
Barry: Sheazus Beazus! Elephanteezus!

by Chris Willin January 10, 2006

elephantom

A phantom of questionably large size

The old custodian met a mysterious elephantom one late night

by Kat and Alex January 12, 2008

elephamoose

A creature composed of part elephant, and part moose.

That elephamoose has the head of a moose.

by Ramma March 15, 2008