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Habla Ebonics? street name talking black black soeak ebinics vernacular blenglish
The moment when one realizes it’s time to break it down, drop the BS and just tell it like it is. Preface by asking “habla ebonics?” (Meaning do you understand the words that are about to come outta my mouth...?”
Example:
Plain English:
Her perspective is juxtaposed.
Habla Ebonics:
She got $#!+ twisted!
The moment when one realizes it’s time to break it down, drop the BS and just tell it like it is. Preface by asking “habla ebonics?” (Meaning do you understand the words that are about to come outta my mouth...?”
Example:
Plain English:
Her perspective is juxtaposed.
Habla Ebonics:
She got $#!+ twisted!
Example: girlfriends at a day spa, one girlfriend is delusional and only one friend in the group tells it like it is and one friend is politically correct. Jane describes Molly’s delusion as”
“Her perspective is juxtaposed.” Sasha, the sole black friend wants to check the temperature of the room before being frank and honest before rendering her opinion, so she asks, “Habla Ebonics?” Jane replies, “Girl, si,si! So Sasha’s agrees and mirrors Jane’s opinion, but speaks in Ebonics by replying, “Girl, Molly got $#!+ twisted.”
“Her perspective is juxtaposed.” Sasha, the sole black friend wants to check the temperature of the room before being frank and honest before rendering her opinion, so she asks, “Habla Ebonics?” Jane replies, “Girl, si,si! So Sasha’s agrees and mirrors Jane’s opinion, but speaks in Ebonics by replying, “Girl, Molly got $#!+ twisted.”
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Man, did you see that whale blew his entire stack at the start of the dip? He bought back in later at a loss, the Muppet! - that was some serious premature ebonkulation.
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Chapman: yo how's the Trek Emonda SLR9?
Koy: Oh that? that's a shitty BSO. I threw it away.
Chapman: why?
Koy: oh the usual from treks "road" bike lineup, bad shifting performance and its heavier than my Specialized globe HZ.
Chapman: yk where to get trek emondas right?
Koy: $5,000 for shimano tourney 6 speed, gotta suck
Chapman: ikr. I got Trek's Trek Madone "SLR"7, it was so uncomfertable, heavy, and snapped in half as soon as I sat on it. They said it came with Ultegra "Di2" but that's marketing. it came with cheap shitty sram 6 speed components made from cheap chinese plastic.
Koy: Sram? that's shit.
Chapman: on god koy.
Koy: you know what else? The frame is actually made from cheap chinese plastic.
Chapman: Trek always makes their bike frames and wheels from cheap plastic. know where trek bikes could also be bought?
Koy: Applewold county jail landfill.
Chapman: Exactly.
Koy: I somehow wasted $5,000 💀
Chapman: dw I got a Trek Domane SLR for $13,000 and it fell apart in a matter of seconds.
Koy: Oh that? that's a shitty BSO. I threw it away.
Chapman: why?
Koy: oh the usual from treks "road" bike lineup, bad shifting performance and its heavier than my Specialized globe HZ.
Chapman: yk where to get trek emondas right?
Koy: $5,000 for shimano tourney 6 speed, gotta suck
Chapman: ikr. I got Trek's Trek Madone "SLR"7, it was so uncomfertable, heavy, and snapped in half as soon as I sat on it. They said it came with Ultegra "Di2" but that's marketing. it came with cheap shitty sram 6 speed components made from cheap chinese plastic.
Koy: Sram? that's shit.
Chapman: on god koy.
Koy: you know what else? The frame is actually made from cheap chinese plastic.
Chapman: Trek always makes their bike frames and wheels from cheap plastic. know where trek bikes could also be bought?
Koy: Applewold county jail landfill.
Chapman: Exactly.
Koy: I somehow wasted $5,000 💀
Chapman: dw I got a Trek Domane SLR for $13,000 and it fell apart in a matter of seconds.
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His eyes, once bright with intellectual curiosity, now burn with an unholy crimson light, reflecting the infernal energies that course through his veins. These energies manifest as writhing, obsidian tendrils that snake from his body, twitching and pulsing with a malevolent life of their own. They writhe like tormented serpents, leaving trails of black ichor that corrodes and withers anything it touches.
His voice, a guttural rasp, echoes with the tormented cries of countless souls sacrificed to the Spawn. Each syllable is a whispered curse, a promise of unending agony and despair. He speaks of the abyss, of the unfathomable horrors that dwell beyond the veil of reality, his words dripping with the venom of the cult's dark prophecies.
His eyes, once bright with intellectual curiosity, now burn with an unholy crimson light, reflecting the infernal energies that course through his veins. These energies manifest as writhing, obsidian tendrils that snake from his body, twitching and pulsing with a malevolent life of their own. They writhe like tormented serpents, leaving trails of black ichor that corrodes and withers anything it touches.
His voice, a guttural rasp, echoes with the tormented cries of countless souls sacrificed to the Spawn. Each syllable is a whispered curse, a promise of unending agony and despair. He speaks of the abyss, of the unfathomable horrors that dwell beyond the veil of reality, his words dripping with the venom of the cult's dark prophecies.
His eyes saw me; I lost all control. " Player-1"
"Player - 2" Who?
"Player-1" T-Terminus_Ebony
"Player-2" . . .
"Player-1" *passes out due from a wireless attack"
"Player - 2" Who?
"Player-1" T-Terminus_Ebony
"Player-2" . . .
"Player-1" *passes out due from a wireless attack"
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