A land made of marsh mellows and milkduds. The weather is always sunny unless its raining or cloudy. Rape happens here often but thats ok bc most of the animals enjoy it. The town is ran by two zebras in rain coats but they hate each other so there always fighting over their bank accounts.
East Haven Town Hall
Zebra 1: hey rocky, hows your bank account
zebra 2: Ayy ohh ayy, why do u care?
Zebra 1: im just asking, why do you have to be a wise guy ahhh.
Zebra 2: Ayyyy!!
Zebra 1: Ayyyy!!
Zebra 1: hey rocky, hows your bank account
zebra 2: Ayy ohh ayy, why do u care?
Zebra 1: im just asking, why do you have to be a wise guy ahhh.
Zebra 2: Ayyyy!!
Zebra 1: Ayyyy!!
by Chewy bubble gum man March 05, 2011
east haven is a little town that is a suburb of new haven. East Haven may seem like a heavy populated italian town, but a lot of the people from East Haven are wannabe Guidos with there blowouts and Armani Exchange shirts when they are really like polish. This high school's football team is pathetic even though there players think they are hot shit when they are little, not athletic guinneys who use football for another reason to tell girls on myspace how cool they are. Speaking of myspace, myspace is the center of some easties. Whether its the flashing Famous stars and straps backrounds or the Dior backround they love how they look on myspace. Easties take an average of 3.8 myspace profiles pictures a day with quotes saying something about how cool they are. The easties try to act ghetto with the whole "don't hate on me", when they dont understand that no one cares about them or there life. East Haven nights usually consists of "the crew hitting up the bowling alley" or "the gang chillen at the movies". Along with hitting up the movies the crew might drink some bud lights or smoke a doobie and think they are badasses. well thats a wrap on the pathetic east haven life
East Haven teenager: Hey baby, you wanna chill?
Girl: Uhmm i will chill with you once you take some of that makeup off and some of that gell out of your hair because im afraid to get stabbed with your blowout.
Eastie: Fine bitch i'll just some some more weed wit my crew you.
Girl: Uhmm i will chill with you once you take some of that makeup off and some of that gell out of your hair because im afraid to get stabbed with your blowout.
Eastie: Fine bitch i'll just some some more weed wit my crew you.
by doubleB2daE May 09, 2008
A common local term for the city of East St. Louis, referencing its vibrant club scene in the 1980's.
by Del Pedro January 17, 2014
by Super Nerd January 31, 2005
“Stop saying East Richmond doesn’t exist, other wise I’ll blow your fucking brains out” -pissed East Richmond enthusiast
by East Eichmond enjoyer June 07, 2021
Ese terf in hamilton Ohio. Many crackheads Can be seen there as well. East Avenue is where many Mexicans live .Known to the 18th street gang , Latin kings, and Street kings , east avenue is not a nice place to be at in the night time
East Avenue- Down in the hood of Hamilton Ohio Right by 12th, 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th, and 7th street
“Hey dont go down by the hood on east ave, i saw some 18 niggas down there”
“Hey dont go down by the hood on east ave, i saw some 18 niggas down there”
by RU GANG April 08, 2019
The eastern part of Boston, which like Lynn is a massive shithole waiting to be leveled by it's own inhabitants
Q:Hey you wanna go to east boston?
A:Hell fuckin no . . . .i dont feel like getting shot, stabbed, raped, mugged, sodomized, and become addicted to crack all at once!!!
A:Hell fuckin no . . . .i dont feel like getting shot, stabbed, raped, mugged, sodomized, and become addicted to crack all at once!!!
by Tommy D. April 11, 2005