earth shattering shits

After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.

Yesterday I had Taco Bell and for the rest of my evening I had earth shattering shits.

by TSMSmurf October 20, 2015

Earth, Earth, I am Jupiter!

A pretty good Russian song. Also known as Jupiter (Thanks to the Jupiter Animation Meme) and it's Russian name, Земля, земля, я юпитер!

Charlotte: Damn, this is one good song.
Shirley: What is?
Charlotte: Jupiter by Prvrln.
Shirley: Oh.
Pinkleaf: *appears from nowhere* I don't understand vodka language.
Charlotte: Or if you want to look it up, type in "Earth, Earth, I am Jupiter!" or just "jupiter prvrln".

by *cough* hello May 19, 2019

Earth Angel

An evolved old soul who has reincarnated here with a naturally grounding energy and deep connection to the Earth; they bring you down to Earth simply with their presence, much like fresh air or an open field.

Who is this guy? "Dude, it's Ani - he's an Earth Angel" - that's why he's so in tune! Ohhhh, fair enough...

by bknando January 19, 2022

Brownie Earthquake

During the act of anal intercourse, the person on the receiving end has a nasty case of firerreah.

The outcome is something to the effect of putting your thumb over a garden hose.

Dude, last night a brownie earthquake went down in my house and it shot about 3 yards in each direction.

by alejandro hayes September 6, 2007

hello earthlings

this is an alien saying; typical alien

"Hello Earthlings"
hi alien

by Abbroxquik199992 October 16, 2011

Battlefield Earth - Book

The book is awesome. unlike the movie its more believable. for justice should have been a 3 part movie that stuck to the real story.

Jonnie discovers how to exploit a weakness in the alien’s armor. He finds deposits of uranium in the Rocky Mountains that have been enfeebling his people, and that uranium is unstable and explosive in the presence of the gas the Psychlos breathe. When Terl finally prepares to teleport gold in coffins to Psychlo, Jonnie and his band of Scots replace the gold with uranium, which utterly destroys Psychlo upon transmission. The multi-galactic empire they had built is irretrievably broken. Terl, and the other Psychlos left on Earth are subdued and imprisoned.

Book goes on to what happens later - with the Psychlos gone other species from other planets appear. Our heroes use politics, law and relationships to save Earth again.

Battlefield Earth - Book, great read, rocks!

by tgkprog July 8, 2012

time to leave the earth

An expression used to say that you are done with things in your life. Either you have seen them all or you can't take them all. You decided to pack and leave the planet, coz you don't feel like you belong here anymore. You cannot handle the shit on this planet.

Joe: Bill became the student president.

Jack: I guess its time to leave the earth

Rachel: Steve and I are engaged.

Peter: Its time for me to leave the earth.

by Rock-hard redemption March 24, 2017