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ass dumpling

small carnivorus fruit that enjoys the inner workings of the anus. when pooped out, it will rape and pillage any neighboring villages. first reported cases were in Ho-Ho-Kus.
Good god, that ass dumpling has had its way with my whole family, and now im pregnant with mini-dumplings.
by GeorgeJettson May 16, 2006
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dumpling

shortened name used by people in England to call inhabitants of the county of Norfolk from the term Norfolk Dumplings, also used to discribe supporters of Norwich City football club
really can't stand those dumplings why are they allowed out of Norfolk ?
by fussyballbag April 21, 2011
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a walflower emo kid, usually a little fat and dumpy
strong sad is a dumpling
by THE Katja February 13, 2007
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dumpling

when you flatten a ball of hash into a pancake, put bud in the center, and roll it up like a potsticka.
yo dude come hit this dumpling.
by miss dumpling August 22, 2011
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Look at all those dumplings!
by dumplingsauce August 6, 2012
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The result of defecating in a non-permeable bag (grocery bag, ziplock, condom. ect.) and placing it on someone's face
I had a horrible dream that my girlfriend put a dumpling on my face and it popped!

That bitch said somethin' to piss a nigga off, so i slapped her across the face with a dumplin'
by Josh/Brandon February 24, 2008
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Dumpsaving

1. Choosing, not through extenuating circumstances such as being on a movie set or hiking, choosing, when the option to do otherwise exists, choosing to forego bowel movements so that when you finally dump the result is fantastic.

The Dumpsave is believed to originate on the UCSB campus 1985 CE
24 hours after Last Dump:
Oh man I gotta go so bad, but I'm dumpsaving.

8 Hours Later
Oh man this kinda hurts, but I'm dumpsaving.
2 Hours Later
I can hold it... I can... hold.... it...urgh..dumpsaving
Exactly Fourteen Minutes Later
HOLY SWEET MOTHER(beeline to restroom)
Waiting in Line for Restroom:
THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER
Finally on the John:
(singing)ooooooh yeah, sooooooo gooood!
Exiting John:
I CAN TAKE ON THE WORLD
by S. Mortenson June 16, 2011
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