Goblin on drums

A type of cellar-dweller that is characterized by owning a drum set, or some other type of musical instrument, this giving him an overinflated sense of coolness. Behaviors include bragging to people about being hungover at work, and drawing undue attention to their personal appearance (e.g., "check out my sweet, sweet auburn hair!")
Wow, listen to Sean talk about how cool he is just because he plays the drums. He's such a goblin on drums, he still lives with his parents in a room that has carpet on the walls.
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Make drums

To expose your bum and act like their drums like an if your talented,you can play björneborgarnas marsch with it
Man shut yo h_e a__ up and make drums n_gga
by Paxso-Africano May 12, 2024
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booby drumming

Verb- the act of engaging in a rampant, and escalating drum roll upon your partner's breasts leading up to your ejaculation. Most commonly seen in missionary position.
Halie: How was Michael?

Katherine: He was booby drumming all night.

Halie: Oh, shit girl.
by dudemimicme December 08, 2010
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Playing the drums

slapping your belly fat in hopes of losing weight.
Zak started playing the drums on his 22nd birthday so start his weight loss journey.
by CummmmmRefs November 24, 2023
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drum bum

A homeless person who tries to make an earnest living receiving dollars for playing the drums from a variety of percussive things, be it buckets or actual drums.
Manhattan drum bums in the Subway? Cool! I will gladly slip you a fiver.
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
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Good on the drums

Some one if the homosexual persuasion, e.g a gay or lesbian.

A phrase to be used when subtly describing someone who you think to be gay.
'Hey, do you recon Sam is good on the drums?'

'Yeah, I think he could tap out a beat' ;)
by Verity14 October 24, 2014
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alabama drum brake

When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.
Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.
by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024
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