Slingin' Dong

A major part of the male stripper profession.
Marc put himself thru college slingin' dong.
by boomfactor May 28, 2013
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dong dunk

When you have sex by having your partner lay on there back with there ass in the air and you lower your junk into her vagina.
I dong dunked this chick from the bar last night.
by Dong dunk King May 11, 2020
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Hair of the Dong

Having sex the morning to recover from having too much sex the night before.
Gosh Gina, my coochie hurts from the party last night with the visiting football team. Gina Sounds like you need some Hair of the Dong!
by lewbacca July 27, 2015
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dong cong

A penis over ten inches in length, and with an excessive amount of hair and veins along the shaft of the penis.
Becky: My boyfriend has a dong cong.
Sarah: I know he shed all over my vag.
by The Big Green D November 25, 2013
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dong flong

The act of a man thrusting his hips in a fore to aft motion, resulting in his penis slapping the front of his garments; a thin, non-restricting garment is preferred, such as boxers or basketball shorts. A bigger package along with the perfection of the hip thrust movement results in a more effective and visually impressive dong flong.
Cody's parents visited him last weekend and came over for dinner. Whilst they were enjoying a nice, candlelit meal, I came running into the living room and asserted my alpha-male status of the apartment by doing a thirty second dong flong in silk boxers.
by NFG Dong Flong January 29, 2014
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dong dress

Man: Want a dong dress?
Woman: Is that your dick on a dress?
Man: Uhhh
by MOO IM A CAT! March 18, 2016
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Mustard Dong

An unimaginably humungous penis that smells excruciatingly disgusting.
by sumaloma September 25, 2021
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