Dolphin Porn

What Jotaro Kujo loves to watch

Jotaro is secretly jerking off to Dolphin Porn

by Saitama 777 November 30, 2021

Chocolate Dolphin

1) While a couple completing the process of the sex position 69, either partner proceeds on making dolphin noises, exciting the other until he/she farts and dejects fecal matter.

2) After dropping a deuce, realizing your load dropped resembles a swimming dolphin.

3) A piece of chocolate shaped like a dolphin.

1) Man (in process of completing 69 with woman): "Yeah baby! Yeah!" *begins sudden dolphin calls*
Woman (getting excited): "Oh baby!" *farts*
Man: "That's it baby! Almost there! *continues his dolphin calls*
Woman (farting, then shits): "Oh babe, this might be our best chocolate dolphin yet!"

2) Teenage dude: "Yo Bryce, you've got to come check out this chocolate dolphin in the toilet! But plug your nose bro. Shit stinks!"

3) Little girl: "Wow mom, thanks so much for my chocolate dolphin! You know I love chocolate, and dolphins!"

by Tiny Squirrels January 2, 2012

Bakers Dolphin

The act of excreting upon an erect penis held down and using the spring-back motion of the penis to launch the excrement in a diving board like manner into the waiting mouth of a hungry homosexual.

Neil-"oh man, i was wasted last night, apparently we gave steve a bakers dolphin, hopefully he doesn't remember"

Steve-"oh why does my mouth taste like someone took a dump in it"

Jeff- "might want to brush your teeth mate"

by Pissfistercumtumbler December 24, 2010

Slightly Miffed Dolphin

A variation on the Angry Dolphin, in which a male enters a female from behind and surreptitiously makes a move to enter her anus. In response, the female (who is slightly miffed, rather than angered) turns her head and says "eh-ah, eh-ah" in a tone resembling that of a dolphin. The main differentiating factor between the two being the level of consternation experienced by the female.

I know that Raymondo didn't really mean to enter my anus, so I would say that I was more of a slightly miffed dolphin than a truly angry one.

by A Frustrated Flipper August 15, 2009

Dolphin sex

When he tries to put it in the wrong place and she make a sound like a dolphin that sounds like she says nuh uh.

I heard them having dolphin sex again.

by Redneckmess November 8, 2017

Dolphin Kiss

The act of two people spreading thier cheeks and rubbing the butt holes against each other

I walked in on my parents giving each other a dolphin kiss

by Mig13 March 24, 2019

blow up the dolphin

to shit in the sink of a public restroom

keep the car running, im gonna blow up the dolphin in this bitch

by abitasprings January 19, 2009