Vote Democrat

Going to the bathroom to take a a massive 💩. Usually after Taco Bell

My stomach is so bloated I think I may need to vote democrat.

by Honey-Badger-Orca October 26, 2025

Democrats are far left and Republicans are far right

Something that shouldn't be true, but unfortunately it is (in the USA, at least).

Democrats are far left and Republicans are far right

Everyone in between is normal

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2024

Libertarian-Democrat

A believer in a political doctrine that emphasizes individual liberty and a lack of governmental regulation, intervention, and oversight both in matters of the economy whilst being an advocate of democratic politics.

The libertarian-democrat advocated for universal healthcare via voluntary means. They believed healthcare shouldn't be regulated by the government. They also suggested that government should fundraise to underwrite healthcare plans for those who couldn't afford them in the interim as prices of healthcare plans dropped (thanks to competition) & the diversity of options (thanks to the paucity of support from the government of the medical-industrial complex and thanks to competition) increased.

by Politics [Moribund Institute] November 27, 2020

Democratic Handshake

When one male satisfies another male in the form of a hand release, typically free of charge.

Hey little Johnny, thanks for coming out to support me tonight. Would love to give you a Democratic Handshake to show my appreication.

by Schwanz Master February 11, 2024

Democrat

An intelligent person who didn't vote for a racist, homohpobic cheeto puff lookin ass boy.

Me: I'm a democrat
Retard: IDC I'M A REPUBLICAN

by some random trans kid January 1, 2023

Democratic Handshake

When one male gives a hand release to another meal, typically free of charge

How’s it going little Johnny. Thanks for coming to grampa’s rally today, would love to give you a Democratic Handshake to show my appreciation

by Schwanz Master January 9, 2024

democratted

when bad things happen due to idiotic democrat policies

NPC: "I can't believe that illegal migrant they let out on bond for raping people ended up raping people again."
PC: "Yeah, that 6 year old victim got democratted pretty hard.

by One that can see August 20, 2025