Jesus Dan

Jesus answers the calls. He gets dicked down. He’s sexy. His wife and him have children called hatchlings. Praise this glorious man, or you will go to da grave

Person: I don’t know what to do
Person 2: O praise o praise this glorious man, o praise o praise this Jesus Dan

by liltoast October 28, 2019

Disco Dan

Disco Dan is the sexiest man alive and happens to own one of the largest penises in the male porn industry, his name can be used to describe anything extremely sexy or large.

wooaaahh that house is so disco dan

ye i saw a girl last night who was so disco dan

by Shepshenko October 27, 2008

Kewpie Dan

An inconceivably terrifying man that Strong Bad has to egg (for good reason). He can be seen by clicking on “Kewpie Dan” when Strong Bad shows you his list of people he has to egg on www.homestarrunner.com/halloween2001.html

Kewpie Dan is shrouded in mystery. All I know is that he is somehow connected with fangs (see his picture).

by Witches Brew September 28, 2003

surfer dan

An impressionable young fellow who loves to cook for his best friends in the world Nick Kyle Jenn Felipe and Original Dan. He has dreamy eyes, smoldering in fact. Naturally athletic, great style, curls that curl the heartstrings of young klassy ladies. STUD. Super duper alleyooper badass. Fabulous, blows my mind, blows my world, and blows my... ya know. ;) stunning.

Today is the best day ever, I spent it with Surfer Dan.

Jenn- "Did you see Surfer Dan the other day?"
Lauren- "Why yes I did, I was so wet!"
Jenn- "I know, he's so stunning!"

by danieliscool January 18, 2012

Jo-Dan

Is a cooler way of saying Jordan. Makes people feel better when saying it.

Yo did you hear about Jo-Dan he is so rad!

by Jordan Piercy November 4, 2007

Tree Dan

When you drink so hard and you pass out by a tree.

I got so drunk on the camping trip I became a regular Tree Dan and didnt even make it back to my tent.

by CycloneD June 26, 2017

Dynamic Dan

An absoloute idiot towards everybody in the discord community and bullies people for emojis.

Most of the time he’s just busy either pissing on his mum or jamming his bits into a fire alarm.

Stop being a Dynamic Dan you fuck

by IamSexyShaTaTa July 16, 2018