Crown the Jewels

The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.

In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.

by curtisbaby August 9, 2023

Crown...tunes

A amazing editors who is very nice to others!

I love the user Crown...tunes on Tik Tok! They are so kind and made me an edit.

by Crown...tunes March 9, 2021

Crown Royal

The act of placing one’s scrotum in the tail pipe of a Toyota Crown sedan and then turning the vehicle on.

You hear about Doug? He got third degree burns from giving himself a Crown Royal last night.

by Equinsuocha June 25, 2025

cash crown cartel

A sorry bunch of fakers. They claim to be gangstas, but nobody believes them. Their beats and rhymes are horrible. It has been established that their personal wealth only amounts to $360, which they display in an open briefcase. They suck big time.

They also claim they are going to kill 50 Cent.

Cash Crown Cartel? Who are they?

by Caribou Lou November 1, 2007

Red crown

The Red crown is something that people might say when talking about someone, someone who is in control, a manipulator, or a ruler. For example:

"Their such a manipulator.. like their wearing the Red crown! Right?"

"Yeah!"

by Viilambburr December 20, 2022

Foreskin crown

Tiara-like, placed on the representation of a self-assured man.

"1: Why don't you ever consider other opinions? Including your own?
2: I wear my foreskin crown proudly.
1: Ok."

by slacketstew December 9, 2019

White Crown

A weak male orgasm in which the semen has no velocity to properly exit the tip therefore dribbling over the head. A quote crown of jizz.

I was waiting for a facial, but all he managed to do was give himself a white crown.

by grant drew June 12, 2022