Contabulated

Uberly tired. Exhausted. Completely lacking energy. Sleepy

I was pretty contabulated after that long days' hard work.

by Toodles the Turtle July 17, 2011

wet before contact

The act of precuming before a sexual act. Also shortened to wbc.

I visited a strip club with some friends at the weekend, but I was wet before contact.

by Smokey McPot. December 15, 2008

containment cap

A condom with the rubber tip cut off in an effort to reduce the amount of semen that comes out.

Don't worry about becoming pregnant. I'm wearing a containment cap.

by billthecat June 10, 2010

(AAC) or Asian Aphasian Contagion

An expansion of the condition 'aphasia' which implies an affliction where the sufferer experiences loss of ability to articulate ideas, thus elaborated more precisely to define that which individuals living in Tibetan China are experiencing current under Chinese rule.

Jane: "Did you hear that YouTube & Google were down over the weekend in Tibet? I don't know what's going on with the protests!"

John: "I know. The people there got struck with a case of (AAC) or Asian Aphasian Contagion.

by Joe (Bigsky770) March 18, 2008

david container

a gay annoying fag who no one likes. goofs off and pisses people off and he has no friends. every1 wants to kill him

GOD! David Container get the F*** outta here!!

by phonics monkey December 15, 2008

Open Container

Buy the most expensive bottle of hard liquor or beer you can afford then find a someone else who has also been drinking copious amounts of alcohol and smash the bottle either on them or on their property while they are present. All the while yelling: "Open container bitch."

Brandon: "Why did you hit me with that bottle man? What the hell is wrong with you?"
Damon: "Open Container Bitch!"

by Jack Scarecrow May 28, 2015

contactscaping

Contactscaping is the chore of pruning your contact list.

Crap, I can't add you to my contacts list until I do some contactscaping, it is totally full.

by CyAdora July 13, 2011