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Drawing The Catholic Card

The act of willingly pushing aside undeniable fact in the defense of a deeply-held belief, often for personal gain.
Example: "In order to preserve his dwindling self esteem, Timmy resorted to Drawing the Catholic Card and refused to acknowledge that there was a gargantuan white head on the tip of his nose after Margret pointed it out into a mirror."
by Concerned Lampost. August 26, 2010
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Saint David Catholic School

Saint David Catholic School is a place you go when you want your brain cells to brought to the brink of destruction and then have them shove their logic down your throat while they teach you some useless information in the most unenthusiastic way possible, then get ready to have to deal with some of the most annoying people in history as they continue to be mean to you for the next how ever long you've got left in that shit hole. but who could forget their lunch system witch has got to be one of the worst in the world..... let me explain. so how much do you think some expired milk, a cold burger, and a stale bag of chips's sounds huh whats that it sounds like shit well you haven't even heard the worst part all that costs $5 $6 if you want anything but a small frozen water and they have the assiduity to promote that they serve "gourmet meals". but over all i'd rate saint David a 2\10
guy1: hay that guy was such a peice of saint david catholic school

guy2: yeah i know
by the boy in the background x September 2, 2017
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Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.
Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021
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St. Joseph Catholic School

A gay school full of gays except for a few people, and the blacks there are all fat, and everybody is all holy, and the teachers there are ass. There is one that is like Portuguese or some shit that gets people in trouble for NO FUCKING REASON, and the vp there is shit. She doesn't even let people sit on the rocks that are MADE TO BE SIT ON.
guy 1- St. Joseph Catholic School is ass
guy 2- yepppp
by Penispickle69420 February 22, 2020
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Catholic School girl

a song by the early red hot chili peppers an awesome song its really funny
in the class shes taking notes just how deep deep is my throat
by dannythemann September 12, 2003
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Catholic

Member of the Catholic religion; or adjective used to describe a member of the Catholic religion. Catholicism is out of date and reluctant to move on; a lot of its members are hypocritical and blindfolded without realizing it. One of the world's leading religions, Catholicism gains many of its members by one of its many rules - if you're Catholic, your kids have to be Catholic or hey, you're kicked out.

A typical Catholic doesn't know very much about their own religion, or many of the rules they're supposed to follow; many Catholics don't even believe in what they're told, they just go along with it for the hell of it.

Catholics participate in an odd ritual called Confession; this has to do with talking to a nosy old pedophile who loves nothing more than to sit and listen to everything you've done wrong. And naturally, Jesus wants you to go to him through his impure representatives on Earth, not talk to him directly.

Many Catholics are discriminatory, due to another one of their beliefs that anybody who isn't Catholic will go to hell. Therefore, they immediately steer clear of anyone who isn't a member of their religion, and/or try to convince them to be a Catholic.

Catholics shut their eyes to many things, such as the pedophilia that goes on in their churches; homosexuality; individuality; etc., etc. Their indifference toward indviduality is made apparent in their strong Pro-Life stand against abortion: "we don't bloody care about your situation, it doesn't matter if you'll die if the child is born, you're dying for Jesus, who appreciates it!"

Don't become a Catholic unless you do what you're told and don't ask questions.
by Anonymous August 7, 2003
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crayolicious

The rainbow in your mouth after a smooth 24 pack of coloured wax sticks.
After a pack of crayons and Swiss cheese, Jimmy felt crayolicious proceeded with symptoms of nausea, indigestion, and diarrhea.
by GhostEater March 21, 2010
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