To die on the toilet mid-tweet.
by Herbal Crayons May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Covfefe is a term created by Donald Trump on 31 May, 2017. It means something like "kurfufle" or "messed up stuff"
by Grdous May 30, 2017
Get the covfefemug. What a clueless man says when he has no clue and starts making up stuff as he wrecks everything and everyone along with himself
by Bubba121 June 1, 2017
Get the covfefemug. A coded plea to your Russian masters that indicates your inability to keep your election scheme covered up.
by Lunar_Soldier May 30, 2017
Get the covfefemug. Describes the "negative press that is 'constant' in the United States"
by HOOSIERS69 May 30, 2017
Get the covfefemug. Coffee, confit, or coverage (though that's a stretch). Pronounced (kuh-fee-fee, cough-fay-fay, or cove-a-feh-feh). This word was created by President Donald Trump in a tweet on May 30th, 2017.
by Ashley Seymour May 30, 2017
Get the covfefemug. When you're so enraged that media keeps exposing your ties to foreign governments, and how they helped campaign for your presidential election bid, that you can't hold your hands steady long enough to tweet on the Oval Office commode.
"I'm going to Starbucks and will have the barista make me a tall covfefe. Make America Great Again!"
by isaac2002 May 31, 2017
Get the covfefemug.