Counting-Color

verb

The act of taking notes on the color of people's skin when determining how to treat said people.

Or the act of arbitrarily highlighting the color of a person's skin.

In a sociopolitical or philosophical argument where someone is unjustifiably holding on to skin color as the basis or part of their argument, you might say "stop counting-color"

by Perfidious Coda January 18, 2018

Count Faggalot

A pussy ass nigga so weak he's the Count of Faggotry.

1. Did u hear that bitch Dequan squeal? Yeah that nigga should be named Count Faggalot.
2. We should wear high-heels to see how women feel.

Count Faggalot, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by Lemony Fuckit January 9, 2017

Body Count

It means how many boyfriends have you had since me?

Mark: What's your body count since we been together?
Anna: I haven't had any other boyfriends except for you

by aasimhanes April 21, 2020

count dripula

One with intense drip.

Also used as a nickname when greeting someone.

Leo: What’s crackin young slug?
Caleb: Nothin’ much Count Dripula, hows it boolin?

by xX666HillsideKid666Xx February 10, 2020

Count your lucky ducklings

Consider yourself blessed. 🦆

Mate, I have to work.
Count your lucky ducklings you've even got a job.

by humanlea July 16, 2020

pollen count

When you count how many tampons are in the trash to figure out how far along the chicks period is.

Dude your mom's pollen count is high, she's almost ready. M

by edanger October 21, 2012

Pitch Count

A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.

Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.

There are 8 stops on this bar crawl so I can't let my pitch count get too high early on.

by AgileSloth July 9, 2012