An individual who does console wars; stating numerous facts, or opinions they’re entitled to as to why a video game console is superior than another video game console.
Sony Fanboy: Dude the PS3 is one hundred times better than the Xbox 360, it sold a lot more in the 7th generation of gaming than that hunk of junk.
Random Person: No one cares consoldier. Now drop and give me twenty.
Random Person: No one cares consoldier. Now drop and give me twenty.
by Jamjuice101 July 28, 2024
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Bro 2) Yeah I agree! Those who think they are skilled have severe consolitis!
Bro 2) Yeah I agree! Those who think they are skilled have severe consolitis!
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A Consolagnostic is a blend of conservative and agnostic, describing an individual who embraces traditional values and beliefs while maintaining a nuanced, uncertain, or skeptical perspective towards the existence or nature of a higher power or divine entity.
As a Consolagnostic, Joe holds conservative views on social issues and economics, but he's also skeptical about the existence of a divine being, choosing instead to focus on living a good life based on his own moral compass and the teachings of philosophers. Despite his conservative inclinations, Joe's agnosticism allows him to maintain a sense of intellectual curiosity and open-mindedness.
by 9220111 January 17, 2025
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by jaq-rabbit April 2, 2025
Get the Consolation fries mug.(During scrabble) I'm consonated! I have no vowel movement!
by Windbreaker willie July 22, 2025
Get the Consonated mug.Absurdity of a situation in which nothing is out of the ordinary. The definition itself is an oxymoron.
Apple falls out of a tree on some person's head.
Said person: The consortity of this situation is crazy! Am I also a genius now?
Said person: The consortity of this situation is crazy! Am I also a genius now?
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ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.
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