corinne story

1. A story that begins with the words, "one time..." and has no relevance to the current situation. It may or may not have some semblance of a plot buried within it. 2. A pointless story.

Ex. 1. Person 1: "One time, I saw a bird, and it was blue."
Person 2: "Absolutely stunning. And that was a corinne story, everyone..."

Ex. 2. One time, I was brushing my teeth, and I spit it down the drain.

by Kevin's icelandic friend October 3, 2007

Corking

A game involving homosexuals and a cork. Where one homosexual inserts a cork into their anus, they must see if they can blast the cork into the opponents eyes.

A points system is based around how much the opponent cries for and how many days they smell of wine and excrement.

The homosexual automatically wins if the 'receiving' homosexual is killed or seriously injured.

Example 1
Homo 1: "Bored?"
Homo 2: "Yes, what can we do?"
Homo 1: "Bit'a Corking?"
Homo 2: "Breathe in"

Example 2
Homo 1: "Fancy a game?"
Homo 2: "I'll get my good cork"

by flashkapOw July 10, 2009

Colvin

1. colvin: v. tr. The act of forcing another to engage in sexual intercourse against his or her will esp. involving an individual holding the door so that bitch's friends can't help her stupid drunk ass.
Etymology: (New English) Originated on the west coast of the United States at sometime during the beginning of the 21st Century, particularly Saturday night at Shelsey's house.
Linguistical expression prevalent in HMB, bitches.

Person 1: Who colvined that silly bitch Katherine last night?
Person 2: Oh that was Pat.

by Pat Colvin September 9, 2008

Corin

The inventor of tap dancing, and a huge virgin.

Did you know that Corin invented tap dancing?

Yeah man he’s also a total virgin!

by pink lemonade hoarder xoxo October 16, 2019

Corinne

A person who does not compromise. They will accept all flattery but insult everyone. A person who will not apologize or admit she is wrong or even mistaken. Someone who basically makes you hate yourself, and yet makes herself look innocent.

Kara: You look stupid when you do that, Jack.

Jack: Stop being such a corinne.

by hyperman1919 August 23, 2009

Corine

A girl that is super cool but unfortunately is a believer in the zodiac signs. Beware, Corine's hate their hair being touched as well.

Did you see that Corine over there? She tried to tell me I was a Leo!

by BarryMaPole May 24, 2017

corking the bat

dildo insertion into the head of the penis well into the urethra (utilizing a pumping action) for the purpose of sexual gratification.

man, that carzy chick corked my bat something fierce. I cannot urinate with ease at the moment.

by david baas June 24, 2003