Virtual Cucking

The act of watching/masturbating to porn videos/images depicting a man having intercourse with a woman, even though you're masturbating to porn for the women but fine with seeing her being penetrated by another man while you wish that were you.

Guy 1: Dude did you see this new porno?

Guy 2: Who's in it?

Guy 1: Male actor and Female actress.

Guy 2: Dude that's virtual cucking.

by AbusiveUncle October 12, 2017

mouth cooking

The act of chopping food ingredients with one's mouth in order to prepare it for cooking.

I just did some mouth cooking...look at this delicious salad!

by superdupersassy January 23, 2020

butt-cucking

When one’s significant other refuses to peg you, but allows you to watch when she pegs others

“Yeah man i’m kinda bummed, my wife’s butt-cucking me right now… really nice that i get to see Brad more often.

by Bloah Blumpkin March 6, 2023

White Woman Cooking

A word that can be used to describe food that has no seasoning or just tastes generally awful.

Person 1: what is that
Person 2: White Woman Cooking
Person 1: Eww

by Deacon St.John March 24, 2023

Cockling

A small child fascinated with his own penis.

"Martha, I'm worried, I think our little Tommy is a cockling."

by Treble June 16, 2003

cooking babies

Preparing a baby to dine on.

Today on Paula's Home Cookin', we're cooking babies!

by Kastrien July 22, 2006

Corking

The act of preventing a partner from shitting during sex.

Gerardo: "Man I am so full, I can't remember the last time I had this much Chuck E Cheese!"

Male Suitor: "Gerardo! I think we should prepare to start your Corking!"

by South Of Heaven March 9, 2017