Take a coat of paint off his ass

To be really close to one's ass.

I told him to take a coat of paint off his ass.

by Slash September 17, 2003

who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy

Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

by EugeneShaniquaLaqueeshaMcChan April 22, 2011

Netflix and Coat

When an act of chivalry is misconstrued as coming on to someone.

When I held the door open, I didn't mean anything by it, I was just being polite, but they said I want to netflix and coat.

by WeweeSankido June 25, 2016

coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.

“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”

by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022

emo in a trench coat

JD

See that emo in a trench coat?
Yeah that dude is such a JD

by HenryTheMoth March 30, 2017

Camel coat

The hair that you find on top of the camel toe

Man she had some fine camel coat

by Shalapagos April 11, 2022

camille coats

An elaborate wardrobe, usually of "skanky" or revealing clothing.

Damn. When I get home tonight, my girl better wearin something outta that camille coats. Know what I'm sayin? Thats louder than yo face, dog!

by Tittyfish December 22, 2009