a serious coach that knows what he's doing at all times but is extremely strict to make you the best you can be... He's usually a basketball coach
by coach p is a legend November 16, 2017
A guy who may have a learning disability who shouts random things and can't speak normal sentences. The most wholesome person you'll ever meet, his pastimes include telling people he's get them into the Hong Kong strip club and screaming play soccer during games.
Hey coach
Coach victor: Ahh I'm not used to this with my semi pros. Do we have all 18 balls?? (unintelligible gibberish) Anyways you're all great guys I'll take you down to the hong kong one day....
Coach victor: Ahh I'm not used to this with my semi pros. Do we have all 18 balls?? (unintelligible gibberish) Anyways you're all great guys I'll take you down to the hong kong one day....
by Schlonglover03 November 05, 2023
(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.
Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!
John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.
Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.
Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025
Has a cool last name is the most swaggy gym teacher ever can kind of do a push up has a wife named Samtha an d two kids Tyler and Taylor
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