A halo coach is someone who speaks like a robot, gives you advice on the simplest of tasks repeatedly in Halo games, to the point of losing your fucking mind. See "asshat" or "motherfucker" for more information.
by RunningWolf January 17, 2015
Get the halo coachmug. Person 1: Hey man you wanna hang tonight?
Person 2:Sorry dude I have a 1,200 page essay due for Coach Arey.
Person 2:Sorry dude I have a 1,200 page essay due for Coach Arey.
by YeahImTalkingAboutJacksboro October 18, 2021
Get the coach areymug. Awesome, alpha coach dedicated to making players better. Coached the best softball team in the pacific (YHS panthers 2022-2025) to 3 straight far east titles and 1 pac east title. Best chef, best coach, and best storyteller. His favorite players were obviously the Zuzz, the kuzz, the euzz, and the auzz.
by The Zuzz October 11, 2025
Get the Coach Cruzmug. by Garysmattresses February 25, 2022
Get the Coach Gunnmug. Coach’s Kid Syndrome is where the child of a team coach is on the same team and everyone treats them as if they were another coach. Asking practice times, game times, what to wear, what to bring, how to do something etc. instead of asking the real coach. It leads to the child being expectant of people asking things, constantly reminding people, instructing/ordering people around, and over explaining things.
“Why is Penny always telling us what to do? She isn’t the coach.”
“It’s not her fault, she has Coach’s Kid Syndrome.”
“It’s not her fault, she has Coach’s Kid Syndrome.”
by Ratfaced January 10, 2024
Get the Coach’s Kid Syndromemug. The stereotypical PE pedo.
by potgee April 10, 2022
Get the Coach Piconemug. Coach has W rizzzzzzzzzz. He be pulling minors left and right. Coach Shack fat shames his wife ¨same @ oliver M.¨
by anonymous February 21, 2024
Get the Coach Shackmug.