closeted

to be a gay, lesbian, bi or queer person who hides their true sexual orientation from the public and those around them. often for fear of persecution, rejection, others' reactions, but not always for negative reasons. some would just as soon not come out or see no reason to.

jerry's gay, but he stays closeted to avoid losing his teaching job.

by dagger_grrl October 11, 2003

closest friend

Best friend

Out of 100 odd friends, Ramesh is closest friend of mine.

by Rajesh Haldar April 17, 2016

Clone Question

When you have a question for your clone to see if you share a certain aspect of your life or personality with them.

I have a Clone Question for you

by Olau Alexa Clone March 31, 2022

clopen

In retail closing shifts often end between 9 and midnight and opening shifts start between 7 and 9 am. A clopen is a portmanteau of closing one night and then opening the next morning, thus having as little as eight hours to eat, sleep, and shower between shifts. Depending on the kind of retail and the hours involved, clopens can be a mild annoyance or a brutal test of human endurance.

I'd love to hang out tomorrow night, but I'm clopening, so I won't get home until midnight and then need to be up at six am~

by DexRicon July 7, 2009

Closet Door

Is the person who's relationship with a gay person is there to prevent "coming out of the closet".

Mary's not John's girlfriend, she's his closet door.

by Nina Simone January 22, 2009

closet bisexual

bisexuals who are in the closet or refuse to except that they are bisexual

Julie is a total closet bisexual !

by dicksoutforH September 12, 2016

closet shrink

The phenomenon of molecular level change that takes place in clothing items that have been hanging in the closet for inordinate amounts of time without use, causing a reduction in the size and shape of such items.

I have some clothes in my closet that have succumbed to closet shrink, and they no longer fit.

by anonymous June 3, 2017