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mogg classic

(n) A derivative of mogg describing the act of sitting down on the stomach of a deceased old female, age 70+, where the decaying internal matter is shot out of her vagina into the mogger's mouth. If the decaying matter is subsequently swallowed, it becomes a "mogg classic supreme"
I missed my grandmother so much, I had to pull a mogg classic just to get a taste of the joy she used to bring to our family.
by Horrid McHorridson April 29, 2005
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Classic Yancich

when a woman cheats on a guy multiple times, but the guy keeps going back to her crying for her back.
hey ian, he just pulled a Classic Yancich on that girl.
by ithiller March 21, 2007
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Classic Biggers

When a person says a joke or makes a call that is so terrible the entire table laughs.
We were at the DNA Tower and left him there, all he yelled was "MY ARSE IS FOR SHITTING", Classic Biggers
by tommymoron November 19, 2010
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Classic plonker

Classic plonker: a friendly term for an arsehole.
Why, my friend, you're really a classic plonker sometimes! What's a classic plonker? It's a friendly term for an arsehole, my friend...
by Drew Byrne. October 16, 2008
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Classimuous

Adjective: someone who gives the appearance of high social status, but in actuality, is not of any social standing at all. Faking being "Classy".
Shannon just spent her entire $1200 on a new purse rather than moving out of her awful apartment. How Classimuous!

Derek looked classimuous with his Oakley sunglasses and Ford Taurus.
by adminpanda February 26, 2009
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Classic Connection

One of the top show choirs in the nation. Located in Waterloo, Indiana Classic Connection dominates the show choir world with face-melting choreography and a powerful sound. They receive grand champion placements regularly in mixed championship divisions and have been named Indiana State Champion two years running.

Members have been known for their pick-up ultimate frisbee and soccer teams along with causing mayhem during competitions: stealing cookies from judges tables, putting ketchup under toilet seats, and "borrowing" miscellaneous items from schools.
Damn, Classic Connection just stopped my borgasm!
by bigolfan February 26, 2011
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Classic Abby

When you realize something is funny only when someone else thinks it's funny, eben though... it's not so much
While watching Just Go With It, your friend mimics Adam Sandler when he pets Barto on the head and then laughs. You see her laughing so you laugh and say, "classic Abby"
by Erics & TEPS September 11, 2011
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