Crap-Piece Classic

Like a Caprice Classic by chevy except not as gangsta because it has only hubcaps and the standard woodpanel exterior.

Friend: Hey wanna go to the movies tonight.
Unlucky owner: Naw, My Crap-Piece Classic is breakin down again.

by flyingerbils231 July 23, 2007

G14 classified

G14 is the General Service Administration number format for a Large Sedan, whom service Government Vehicles.

Example a Cheverolet Impala or a Ford Crown Victoria with G14 Plates.

Common Misconception - A Clearance Level of a Federal Investigation used in a Movie.

FBI Agent Adams: "Well, Carter, your particular assignment

is considered G14 classified."

FBI Agent 2:"G14 classified. That's good." (because he knows it's a GSA classification... not investigation)

Detective Carter (played by Chris Tucker):"Y'all think this is real funny. Give Carter the big G14 classified case. I cannot believe this shit! First, I get a bullshit assignment,

now, Mr. Rice-a-Roni..."

by Sicinthemind April 16, 2010

Classic lays

Another name for white girls to describe how good the vagina is.

The sec wasn't that good, it was just some classic lays

by haha davonte! December 29, 2016

mogg classic

(n) A derivative of mogg describing the act of sitting down on the stomach of a deceased old female, age 70+, where the decaying internal matter is shot out of her vagina into the mogger's mouth. If the decaying matter is subsequently swallowed, it becomes a "mogg classic supreme"

I missed my grandmother so much, I had to pull a mogg classic just to get a taste of the joy she used to bring to our family.

by Horrid McHorridson April 29, 2005

Classic Yancich

when a woman cheats on a guy multiple times, but the guy keeps going back to her crying for her back.

hey ian, he just pulled a Classic Yancich on that girl.

by ithiller March 21, 2007

Classic Biggers

When a person says a joke or makes a call that is so terrible the entire table laughs.

We were at the DNA Tower and left him there, all he yelled was "MY ARSE IS FOR SHITTING", Classic Biggers

by tommymoron November 19, 2010

classik

A word that can describe almost anything. Mainly people that are fucked up or just pieces of junk. Cars, computers, pencils, anything that looks like junk really.

OMG RIO is so classik when he dances!
Thomas Hayden is classik.
That Mercury Villager is classik as hell.
SO CLASSIK!

by John Schneider February 26, 2008