ninja chimp1000

some little fat dirty hoe that can set a new world record for the amount of dicks taken.

damn callum you set the new world record you ninja chimp1000

by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 3, 2017

The Chimpanzee

A way of jacking off.
It is performed while hanging upside down from a tree.
The goal is to not accidentally nut in your face.

Joe: I blew a load into my mouth while I was doing the chimpanzee yesterday
Chad: My brudda that's insane

by mypeenfat August 16, 2020

Flip the Chimp

Flipping someone off with both hands whilst pulling a angry face and making a loud noise (usually a chimp noise).

Andy: "Dude I think Barry is gonna flip the chimp at you"
Paul: "Son of a bitch, so he is!"

Barry: "ahrghhha!"

by Ahleeks April 24, 2011

White Chimp Out

A White Chimp out is when a white person removes his/her facade as a civilized human being and releases his/her Inner White Chimp; as in to start acting violent and out of control. Basically to start TNB'ing; randomly Jumping/beating someone, murder, rape...you know, the typical.
I was trying to reason with that client, but all of a sudden he chimp out on me and started screeching, became violent, and started beating random people around. We had to call the police to control him.

White Chimp out. White person on Jerry Springer

by leodle December 8, 2011

Chimple

A combination of the words cheap and simple

I feel like eating something chimple

by nene26 November 14, 2009

chimp tits

saggy, long boobs, or really small tits in the shape of a triangle. nipples pointing to the ground

did you see the chimp tits on that one!?

by chimp hater March 8, 2011

Chimping

The act of texting, playing games etc on a mobile phone in a way that looks similar to a chimp

Look at everyone at this party chimping on their phones.

by 2hihihi January 14, 2013