When a couple is doing a sixty-nine and the man squeezes his legs together tightly and forces a lumpy dump through the front of his legs and it pushes past your balls into the face of the chick.
Girl thinking: I think I'm gonna make him cum.
Guy Squeezes
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Guy:It's the chili dog surprise!
Then he yells "SURPRISE"
Guy Squeezes
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Guy:It's the chili dog surprise!
Then he yells "SURPRISE"
by penh June 6, 2009
Get the chili dog surprisemug. When the man slathers his veiny gopher in chili before participating in any form of sex (concentual or not).
Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.
Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.
"Mrs.Folkman gave me a mean grand chili dog...the only problem was that I used spicy chili so my meat was burning for a whole week."
by Argonak April 15, 2008
Get the grand chili dogmug. the horror found inside a toilet that has been used by someone who has eaten too many chili dogs or other such carnival foods.
by irvinesucks August 31, 2007
Get the chili dog massacremug. by Buntin June 6, 2020
Get the chili ring of deathmug. is the excessive (and immediate) fecal over-spill that occurs after the penal disconnection of sodomy.
Fuck Boy 1: bro, you smell like shit!
Fuck Boy 2: yeah man, my girl straight up Kuntucky chili spilled all over me after anal!
Fuck Boy one: hell yeah! *high fives fuck boy 2*
Fuck Boy 2: yeah man, my girl straight up Kuntucky chili spilled all over me after anal!
Fuck Boy one: hell yeah! *high fives fuck boy 2*
by JayWright33 October 2, 2017
Get the kuntucky chili spillmug. Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.
I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, so, to get back at her, I gave her a Texas chili bowl then told her I found out she was cheating.
by MyBrainHurts2 October 24, 2005
Get the texas chili bowlmug. Funnel diarrhea into a girl's front hole. Hit her with the right cross. When she regains consciousness, knock her out again, this time with semen. Yell TEXAS CHILI POT.
The entire sheriff department is looking for me. I hit Ashley with the Texas Chili Pot. Not she's septic and in ICU with a brain bleed. Still got that pussy tho.
by Texas Chili Guy October 31, 2018
Get the Texas Chili Potmug.