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child collar

child collar: mOmMY cAn mE hAVE cAnnEd bE A nS
wolfito: yes u can have canned beans here go *throws hot beans down throat*
child collar: yay thank mom *chokes*

wolfito: *wheezes*
by ton otiflow December 16, 2019
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fraud child

A fraud child is a child whos mother receives child support from a man that did not father the child. This happens when a woman names a man as the childs father when the mother knows or suspects that the man she has named is not the biological father in order to receive financial support.
The judge determined he must continue to pay child support on the fraud child until the fraud child turns 18.
by Kmccuistion December 12, 2016
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Miracle child

Someone that should not be alive.
Deputy Goss is a miracle child. He was born with a cyst on his liver.
by Not1055 June 4, 2019
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Satan child

IcyXD.
“Icyxd is a satan child
by thetacocat78 August 8, 2023
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Curling Child

Curling Child/Curling Kid - A term mainly used in European countries.

A child that's put on a pediestal and constantly serviced/spoiled by parents who also act overprotective toward it, without being provided any expectations or boundaries.

The child is the curling stone and the parents are sweeping in front of them so they effortlessly slide through life. Always having things polished and being sent in a certain direction without having to do anything themselves because the parents baby them and sweep their path free of any hardship, or mildly unpleasant situations.

(A child of something similar to Helicopter Parenting.)
"Wow, he expects me to do the entire assignment but for him to get praise and credit as well? Must be a Curling Child."
"She never lets her child be accountable for achieving something he wants. She's raising him into becoming a Curling Kid"
by ChickenMcKnowledge January 1, 2019
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stepford child

Pre-programmed, lacking authenticity.
This term is borrowed from the fictional suburb of Stepford, Connecticut in Ira Levin's 1972 novel, The Stepford Wives, later made into movies (in 1975 and 2004).

Society replaces its children with attractive robotic dolls devoid of emotion or thought.
1.) She's such a stepford child, she will do anything her parents tell her to do.

2.) I just got back from the mall, the stepford children are all buying the same clothes.
by SLim de Marko March 24, 2016
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unknown child

Unknown Child is a quote writer and a gamer known as Mob slayer on youtube with over 9000 subscribers as of 2018 November and also can be found on Spotify as Mobslayer2847 in the US.
Be the one you know you are not the one they think you are - Unknown Child 11/26/18
by MobslayerYT November 26, 2018
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