crapped-out

The act of forcing or sneakily releasing a fart that results in the inadvertant liberation of shit into one's pants. In crap-out situations, the crapper-outer is usually fully aware of the stakes prior to farting, and takes his/her chances anyway...a complete "separation" of the fart from the shit has never actually been realized.

Get me home stat, I just crapped-out.

by thunderc October 8, 2006

handi-capped

v. (past tense) to shoot a person who is disabled

I couldn't take it any more... Timmay just refused to shut up, so I handi-capped his ass.

by havwingswillfly July 12, 2010

chopped

to get hit on

i was chopped today by some ugly ass guy

by gurl who knows what chopped means August 7, 2003

Chipped

To have a computer chip embedded in your brain, directing your thoughts; under government control.

I've been chipped and now I can't think for myself.

by dgldjljf September 23, 2011

chappedDiCk

Comes from the anglosaxon word meaning dry penis. 1) when your penis gets cracked and dry related to lack of lube during intercourse. 2) When your penis becomes dry and cracked related to ineffective homecare resulting in skin infection.

As in:
Think dirty Lucy when we fuck, you give my pepe ChappedDICK when you get dry"

by Professor candi February 4, 2005

Suck that chipped tooth

When you are so munted and chewing on your face, you result to sucking on your friends front chipped tooth, and chanting "SUCK THAT CHIPPED TOOTH".

"I will pop many a E bombs on the weekend, and suck that chipped tooth"

by Doheny April 20, 2009

chopped

to be fucked from mass quantities of elicit substances, feeling the effects of euphoric sensations.

I was so chopped at last night's rave.

by Michaelangelo July 22, 2003