Clunterous

A being of half clitorous and half cunt. Or someone who is just a gigantic pussy.

Johnny told the teacher we beat him up. What a clunterous.

by Rad Lads April 26, 2010

counter cunt

A person with zero social etiquette who is extremely rude to people when working the counter or cash register at
businesses they represent. Counter cunt status is awarded when approached in a civil manner by a customer
and then the counter worker refuses to do a job so simple as take cash, hand over merchandise and good-bye.

Customer: "I was told by your supervisor to pick up the package at this location."

Counter: "Are you insane? I have no idea what you are talking about!" (refuses to be of any assistance and

reverts to just standing there)
Customer: "Freaking counter cunt!"

by Urban Princess23 February 3, 2014

Cluntch

To unsuccessfully hold a fart, usually occurs under high stress.

"I cluntch, when i first met my girlfriends parents."

by ZeroDusksGiven March 21, 2014

Cluntard

A Cluntard is someone who is part client, part cunt and part retard.

After the fifth alteration of the creative brief Russell began to suspect he was dealing with a Cluntard.

by Dimlo January 16, 2015

count poopula

A person characterized after the Count on Sesame Street, who counts the number of bowel movements another person has.

Count Poopula wouldn't stop counting my poops on our road trip. He kept announcing them to the whole group, "One stinky winky, ha ha ha, two stinky winkies ha ha ha."

by Silli Vanilli July 8, 2014

Clunti

When a lady wipes her ass front to back and accidentally smears faeces on her vagina. The result is clunti.

Man that ho is vile, her pussy is all clunti
pussy vagina smelly faeces

by MCH XMTH September 16, 2015

The count dracula

When you stick it in her butt, nut, bite her on the neck and leave

Man I did the Count Dracula and she got pissed.

by Bolony1 May 20, 2019