cactusing

masturbation at its finest. With or wittout artifical lube.

Jim likes to use astroglide while cactusing

by Hugh G. Balls February 11, 2003

Cactus Queef Mother Fucker

Def 1: Four words choosen at random to form a phenomenon. Could be used to describe a prickly bastard that smells like a vaginal percussion and engages in sexual activites with his mother,
Def 2: Or shouted as a form of aggravation.
Origination: Mr. Ward's 3rd period (I think) Social Studies class post era a lame history video.

guy 1: "I can't believe she's dating that cactus queef mother fucker."
guy 2: "Yea, he's a real douche bag."

by Steve, Tim, Joel, Heather December 9, 2008

cactus juice

Most awesome juice ever. Drinking it too much is the safest way of getting high. It might be green, but it tastes magestic.

Random person: "OMG HAVE YOU TASTED CACTUS JUICE YET?!"
Other random person: "o_O Umm... No. It sounds aweful."
RP: "YOU GO TO TASTE IT. IT'S MAGICAL!"

by FuckingAnonymous August 7, 2009

Cactus Cock

also known as CC when needing to be discreet regarding this issue, Cactuc Cock is when a male has a rather THICK penis and is constantly bringing female sex partners to bleed as a result of being too thick for the vaginal cavity.

"did you hear about brads cactus cock causing some more damage again last night? Thats three girls this month he has made bleed when they have sampled the cactus"

by mexican cactus November 21, 2009

Flaming cactus

The act of naked kung fu

Tom: I challenge you to a battle!
James: I accept on one exception!
Tom: What is that?
James: We must fight with Flaming Catus Style!
Tom: Ok!
James: What are you doing with your clothes still on!?
Tom:THIS IS HOW WE MuST FIGHT! Noooooo!

by Pimpin Teddybear May 13, 2005

cactus

A word to replace anything you can thing of.

What the cactus? That cactus is in my cactus. Cactus!

by bighugejake January 23, 2008

Cactus

(plural: Cacti) The third gender. The ambiguous gender. When you can not tell based on physical appearance whether someone is male or female, or if you meet someone and think they are the opposite gender of what they are.

Not to be confused with a bishie.

There are a lot of cacti in anime, just look at Marik Ishtar, that cactus actually lives in the dessert. Win!

by Itami-Chan June 1, 2010