Cheese Cancer

A rare condition (about 2 cases every 2 years) of the lymphatic system caused by some of the additives and chemicals used in the production of cheese-like products (i.e. Velveta, Kraft, American).

Typical symptoms include: wearing tight jeans, sitting too close to a monitor, loss of motor skills (i.e. falling), panic attacks, and inability to wake up before 11am.

As of now, there are no known remedies/cures for this type of cancer.

Growing up I had Velveta and american cheese 3 times a week, and now I have Cheese Cancer.

by 2dr June 10, 2009

Pagan Calder

She's absolutely gorgeous! She's got such incredible eyes, placed upon the cutest face, on top of a body that's to die for! She's sweet and innocent, She's wise and witty, She's creative and stylish! She is almost perfect!
She's the girl we all want, but maybe she's too cool for all of us...

And she also likes drugs...

Pagan Calder is a Goddess!

by Saint Cig May 31, 2017

Aquarius and Cancer

Aquarius and cancer are besties but they fight sometimes. They are both shy the first time they meet but when they get to know each other they both become best friend and really warm up to each other.Both of them have the weird and goofy times together which show they really are besties. They have the best bonding time when they are together.Aquarius is the really clumsy and the ‘doesn’t mind side’ also the side u need for support.And Cancer is the goofy and the ‘its ok’ person and they can always help you out.

Yall not like Aquarius and cancer yall a whole nother story

by Gamersara71 January 7, 2021

Cancer Sex

Sex that is had between someone with cancer, and someone who is sympathetic to their plight.

Guy/Girl: "I just found out I have cancer..."
Guy/Girl: "I'm so sorry...! and aroused!!!
Guy/Girl: "wanna have cancer sex?"
Guy/Girl: "mosdef!!!"

by MSGT117 June 22, 2011

Vaginal cancer

Something you should never type into a definition bar!

You are one sick freak

by BObo D. HObo July 29, 2004

Queeftasticular Cancer

A cancer of the vagina that causes uncontrollable queefage. This has no cure, and causes many women to become sterile or never have boyfriends. Their queefs are generally more potent than others, and fire out queef nuggets like a MP-40. The only way for temporary relief comes with the Queef-B-Gone cream.

I got Queeftasticular Cancer from Aleta and I eat tons of queef nuggets nowadays.

by FrodoBaggins231 August 5, 2006

cancer

fornite

wanna play fornite
{gets cancer}

by ur mommy gay nut May 28, 2018