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brayden calmona

Brayden Calmona is the most handsome guy you'll lay your eyes on. He's one of those guys that'll make you laugh over the stupidest joke. His smile could change your whole mood. The best thing you could ever receive is a hug from Brayden Calmona. He's truly the best guy to fall in love with.
The best guy in town is definitely Brayden Calmona!

Brayden Calmona is the best basketball player at school, to be like him!
by emmagrace119 October 20, 2019
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brayden calmona

Brayden Calmona is the best guy you'll ever encounter. He's so funny and the sweetest guy. Brayden always knows how to make someone laugh. He's the most handsome man anyone has ever laid their eyes on. Once you see he's shining smile, you'll immediately fall in love. The best thing you could ever receive from Brayden Calmona is a warm hug.
Brayden Calmona is the sweetest guy I know!

He's such a good basketball player, to be like him.
by emmagrace119 October 20, 2019
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calloons

A colorful bouquet of balloons. The majority of the time in a "balloon bouquet" but has a foil balloons in the midst of latex balloons.
Danngg, Sharon was so jealous of those calloons Anh got for his birthday from Sheila! They almost trump that magnificent cake Huyen got him!
by Unitedforce February 28, 2008
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calloons

A colorful bouquet of balloons. The majority of the time in a "balloon bouquet" but has a foil balloons in the midst of latex balloons.
Danngg, Sharon was so jealous of those calloons Anh got for his birthday from Sheila! They almost trump that magnificent cake Huyen got him!
by Unitedforce February 29, 2008
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Caldonius

Oversized lady/man aid.

Very popular with forum moderators.
Donna: "You're a bad, bad, boy, Erick!"

Erick : "Yes, I know, Donna! I am very sorry!"

Donna: "You'll be sorry when I unleash the Caldonius on your ass!"
by DonnaP August 26, 2009
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calmex

can you beleive i asked the blonde out?

calmex! You'll do fine...
by perrro June 1, 2010
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Calm Before the Stork

(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
by Consopite June 9, 2011
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