Calleyhandra

A macabre request that involes a set of distrubing tasks.

I want you to drug me. Make go into a daze or a comotose like state, by the use of a date rape drug in my fruit punch, or dr. pepper. Whatever i may be drinking. Then i want you to carry me off to a gully. Take off all my clothing, and throw me in. Then fuck me. Fuck me hard and long and dirty and nasty and sweaty and salty and spicy and other adjectives. Then pick me up, put me in your car, and drive me to the woods. Tie me to a pine tree, or maybe a dogwood (naked still of course). Make me feel the coarse bark against my naked glistening body. Then shit on me. Following the "shiting," put on a glove and shove a pine cone up my ass. Then attempt to beat me with a branch covered in poison oak across my naked body. After you've accomplished all of this, tie a meat, a link sausage or a ham, to my gentials and leave me for the coyotes to devour.

by Luther December 5, 2004

bug (also called "bed bug")

a weirdo or crazy person; one who is certifiable or nuts; a lunatic.

Ya have to admit it...the guy's a fuckin' bug!

by weave March 24, 2003

callee

A shortened term for "stall call", which is a phone call made from a bathroom.
see stall call

Jose: Jorge, are you in there?
Jorge: Be right there! I'm making a quick Callee!
Jose: MAKE IT SNAPPY

by Assswadder May 31, 2007

Calvert Hall College

Whoever wrote that sucks and needs to stop bashing Bryn Mawr girls because even though yeah there are a lot of rich snotty bitches there, we are hott, and sorry we're just smarter than you cardinals...

Mawrtains are HOTT!!!!

by MAWRTIAN May 4, 2005

caler

Internal conviction of any and all unrighteousness.

He is so gifted, and will go far when he finally conquers his caler.

by Dansable September 5, 2015

calletera

Spanish slang for hoodrat

Ceremos un bueno calletera

by No Better Juan November 2, 2020

angie calderon

the most loving sweet cutest girl you would ever meet want and need she makes you look forward to waking up the next morning shes truly an angel from above if you havent met her your missing out on a opportunity of a life time time=

angie calderon is a cutie duh ;)

by vinster408 October 19, 2011