by slayyallday October 13, 2022
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Dude: Yo my guy I just realized my girl has super Coochie
My guy: yo you better wife that.
Dude: I would but she also gave me Super Aids.
My guy: yo you better wife that.
Dude: I would but she also gave me Super Aids.
by Ville0221 October 24, 2019
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Get the oozy coochie mug.An absolute mad lad, usually has at least 3 anime body pillows, a neck beard and 4 katanas. The man never showers and always wears a fedora, is sensitive to light from staying inside most of his life. Only leaves his house to buy Doritos and Mountain Dew, and to absolutely demolish pussy. Without these living gods none of us would be here today, thank you Slayers of Coochie. One example of a Slayer of Coochie would be our lord and savior Phil Swift, with his easy to use Flex Tape he makes all the females wet.
Chad #1: “Hey do you see that Slayer of Coochie over there?”
Chad #2: “Yeah he’s always gettin’ the girls wet.”
Chad #2: “Yeah he’s always gettin’ the girls wet.”
by Coolio69420 January 1, 2019
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Get the Beatbox coochie mug.a machine at the gym that works out your inner thighs. one rep on this machine requires you to insert your legs on the outside of two padded arms, then crunch them together. being able to max out the weight rack on the coochie cruncher shows true chadness.
“did you hear chris can max out on the coochie cruncher? the weight rack on that thing goes up to 350lbs.”
“yeah, that guy is a true chad.”
“yeah, that guy is a true chad.”
by kgbish June 13, 2021
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