indecisive bisexuality

Accounts for 95% of the bisexual population. People who can't find approval from either gender, sexually/romantically/socially, and keep jumping between the two.

John: Man, Peter's such a switch hitter.
Matt: He's got a bad case of indecisive bisexuality!

by tp619 November 30, 2010

Console Bisexual

Someone who has loads of knowledge about both Xbox and PlayStation, wears PlayStation and Xbox clothing indefinitely, and owns both consoles.

1: That guy with the Xbox One T-shirt is playing a PS4! Traitor!
2: Nah, he's just a console Bisexual.

by Trerry June 30, 2015

backpack bisexual

A tomboyish bisexual

That skatergirl looks like a backpack bisexual

by BettyWhiteWashed August 29, 2020

angel bisexual

someone who likes both guys and girls

Tox: so are you gay?
Angel: no I'm bisexual
Tox: angel bisexual

by Tox is dumb January 20, 2021

Alt Bisexual

Loves Frog earrings. Hates Trump. Either is great at math or awful at it.

I have a Alt Bisexual girlfriend

by Dakota Jeffus June 6, 2021

Uhaul bisexual

Simular to a Uhaul lesbian, the Uhaul bisexual moves in after few dates men and women

Guy: Katie moved in with Jessie already? They’ve been together a week?

Girl: oh I know she did the same with John and Sarah. She’s such a uhaul bisexual

by Thatonepaganchick January 6, 2023

Ur uncle bisexual

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined. When used in a back-and-forth of "ur mom gay" and "no u" -type arguments, it is the ultimate combo-breaker of all combo-breakers. When first stated, it will leave your opponent so shocked and surprised that they will be unable to comprehend your sheer awesomeness as they are suddenly launched into space. Asteroids collide at the mere whisper of this career-ending insult.

Jim: Ur mom gay
Bob: Ur dad lesbian
Jim: Ur granny tranny
Bob: Ur uncle bisexual
Jim: *startled - dies - head explodes - body launched into space - freezes - crushed and sandwiched by two asteroids*

by Fear my Contagious Gay May 11, 2018