A bad-ass true friend who's got the bride's back -- she's way more useful than another prissy maid in a matching dress.
A bridesmaid might help you arrange your veil, but a bridesbitch can take down your drunk uncle when he stands up to make a speech.
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A Dutch Bride is a high class blow up doll used for sexual intercourse. They are very popular in Japan. There they rent out rooms with the "brides" at hotels. These dolls are extremely lifelike and can get as serious as real hair and lifelike skin. They look and feel like real women.
Guy one-Did you bang May last night?
Guy two-No man I ended up using a Dutch Bride instead.
Guy one-Damn at least you can do whatever you want.
Guy two-Yah May doesn't let me do pearl necklace but this Dutch Bride doesn't seem to mind. Just shower her of afterward.
Guy two-No man I ended up using a Dutch Bride instead.
Guy one-Damn at least you can do whatever you want.
Guy two-Yah May doesn't let me do pearl necklace but this Dutch Bride doesn't seem to mind. Just shower her of afterward.
by Mia Ballsavich March 9, 2011
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1. Oh my gosh are you Braiden Vernor?
2. Yes I am.
1. You're my hero! I wish I could be just like you!
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2. Everybody does.
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