costco breath

the breath you get after eating all the samples offered at costco.

Dude 1: I need a gum so bad!
Dude 2: yeah, bro you have costco breath!
Dude 1: I know! But all the food samples at costco were good!

by Kandeez May 28, 2010

Stale breath

Breath that doesn't smell like much but you can still smell it

"Uncle Judy had stale breath that was unpleasant and unflavored"

by Iamfunnyiknow September 18, 2017

Peebee breath

someone who smells like peebee breath

Man1: hey man welcome to the dentist. lets check your breath. EWW, you got Peebee breath.

by Comedy ERDoesGaming_ September 11, 2020

Orgy-Breath

One who’s breath wreaks of several buttholes all at the same time, as if he or she just left an orgy without using Listerine.

Stay at least 2 feet back wichyo orgy-breath!

by Kentucky Klondike Originator June 14, 2018

Safe Breath

Safe Breath is the practice of wearing a face mask usually followed by people with a sense of social conscious. Practicing Safe Breath is patronizing businesses that require face masks in public retail spaces and boycotting those that do not.

I used to shop there but they don't Practice Safe Breath, so I vote with my money and shop where Safe Breath is practiced.

by ilookmarvlus July 15, 2020

The Pope’s Breath

The term for when you have jerked off so much that nothing comes out. The rare puff or exhale that issues out of the penile hole when this occurs.

The other day I wanked so much that I elicited the pope’s breath.

Peter is staying in tonight, he must be working toward the pope’s breath.

by PhantomThrust June 15, 2023

The turtles breath

The fart that precedes the sudden urge to shit, as the head of the shit momentarily emerges, before being drawn back into the anus. Much like when a turtle pokes its head above the water to breathe

'Did you just fart Stui?' That wasn't a fart mate, that was the turtles breath.... Gotta go!'

by Fabio Baracuda June 19, 2016