boyfriend bomb

A chemical weapon females use to disseminate doubt amongst surrounding males. It is a preemptive strike used for 2 main reasons:
- the female wants to discourage surrounding unwanted males from getting too close

-the female wants to play hard to get with an attractive male, as well as test his resolve.

beta: hey what's up?
hotchix101: just waiting for my boyfriend.
boyfriend bomb destroys!

alpha: so we should hang out sometime
hotchix1o1: well I would have to ask my boyfriend
alpha: hey I'm not asking him to hang out, I want to hang out with you
hotchix101: ok sure, what are you doing later? fuck me fuck me
boyfriend bomb separates the wheat from the chaff!

by gallowgate May 13, 2008

so boyfriend

A boy who reminds you of a boyfriend. Ex. A boy who is everything you want in a boyfriend (if he’s bae)

“He is so boyfriend, I need to ask him out”

by alexachungstagram January 18, 2023

Tissue Boyfriend

Name for multiple consecutive relationships lasting 1 day to 2 months resulting in partners seemingly being "used and thrown away" like tissues.

Girl 1: Can you believe it? Karen broke up with Steve and is now dating Jared! That's like her third boyfriend in 6 months!

Girl 2: What do you know? Just another "Tissue Boyfriend".

by tissuenumberone January 9, 2011

Boyfriend Material

A to BOYZ THE BOYZ SUNWOO | Cover Song | Rich Brian-100 Degrees.

That's it, the definition of boyfriend material.

X1: did you watched the video?
X2: Yes, he's so boyfriend material that I forgot he is a men

by softnyus July 30, 2020

boyfriend tag

a game that a couple plays where the girlfriend asks the boyfriend personal questions about her, and if he gets them wrong there is usually a punishment (like a tazor)

hey! do you want to do the boyfriend tag?

by Izzy Roberts July 30, 2017

Foster Boyfriend

A guy who dates a girl until they find their "forever home." Please note: Sometimes this isnt by choice.

Sam: Dude. Did you hear Jim and Sarah broke up?

Mike: Yeah. He was just the Foster Boyfriend.

by Qreatin June 17, 2020

Boyfriend Day

A day in which the weather is less than desirable, cold, windy, rainy, overcast, snowy etc. and all you want to do is hang out with your "boyfriend" and your "boyfriend" must comply, because they have to. Sweat pants and sweatshirts are the recommended attire for maximum comfort. Please note, "boyfriend" days can be had with anyone, girlfriends, siblings, pets etc

OMG, it's such a boyfriend day....

by iluvsarcarm18 November 26, 2010