Balisten

A cross betweeen Believe and Listen. When someone tells you this, do not look at them like they are retarded... because what they are about to tell you is most likely true, and interesting.

*a group is talking with one another
"HEY BALISTEN TO ME!"
* all is quiet.

by My name is Bejesus October 7, 2009

Blisterfied

The act of trying to pass someone in a hallway or sidewalk etc. and you both go the same way till you end up walking back and forth and you both end up laughing like crazy. if it is a guy and a girl they usually end up dating.

boy walks down street, Girl is walking towards him.

Boy: Woah We're blisterfied!!
Girl: No way!!
Boy: Can i have yo numba?

by crazy white chik! March 19, 2010

Blissappointment

When something initially seems to be the most awesome thing ever to happen/exist, but then you realise it's in fact horrendously sub-par.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, you go to see Saw XVII yesterday??!?!"

Dude 2: "Yeh man, it was a total blissappointment."

by TurboCretin April 30, 2010

blissues

a Bliss with issues

i've got blissues with amberger

by dizen October 22, 2010

blist

A list written as an addition to your personal blog.

I usually whine about what's wrong in my life, but today I will give you a blist.

-wash dishes
-walk dog
-do Tae-Bo
-haircut

by cerraphine December 1, 2011

Blissful Awakening

Awaking in the morning with sudden thoughts of love, serenity, and tranquility. Often accompanied by happiness from the excellent relationship you may be currently involved in. Lasts anywhere from 5- 20 minutes of sheer joy and appreciation

Wes: Yo, why are you so excited today man?

Zeke: Oh, i experienced a blissful awakening this morning when i awoke from my fantastic dream about my everlasting love Cecylia.

Wes: Word.

by Random name goes here _____ December 21, 2012

Blisex

Cutting a hole through your leggings around the vagina area to get finger or have sexual intercourse without removing clothing.

Paige and her boy toy have blisex everyday

by Plimpton November 14, 2014