Boned up

To have a boner. An erection of the male reproductive organ.

Derek: Dan how do you live with Laura in this class?
Dan: What do you mean?
Derek: Aren't you constantly just boned up?

by PeacockRB April 10, 2015

Boeden

Boeden is a loser who plays a lot of Call Of Duty and eats a lot of junk food.

wow look at him, he is such a Boeden

by Butt Lickr October 3, 2019

Car boned

when driving and trying to merge and a car is driving at your same speed alongside your rear tires not allowing you to merge becasue you can't accelerate becasue another car is in fron of you, and slowing down is too difficult.

I missed my exit because I just got car boned by that stupid mini van.

by Nerazurri July 27, 2010

friend boned

The awkward situation where a man who is shunned in the eternal hell of the friend zone gets a one time all expenses paid free ticket to ride the bone train and is still stuck as "just friends" afterwards...

"Yo I heard you got out of the friend zone with Christine last night!"
"Nah man I'm not just friend zoned I'm friend boned!"

by Ye ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ April 4, 2017

Children of Bodem

An awesome 1980'sish metal band.

Bodom after Midnight is a great song.

by Deathcow February 7, 2004

boned

Term identifying technology that allows female couples to create offspring using the bone marrow of one the women as a a source for creating synthesized sperm.

OB/GYN Doctor: "I hate to break it to you sir, but well the baby ain't yours, some woman totally boned your girl. . . She's your Baby's Momma's Baby Daddy"

by RifRaf February 25, 2008

bode

To pull a bode is to completely screw up, blow, or dissapoint. One way of doing this is falling way short of your expectations.

The verb "bode" comes from the skiier Bode Miller, who in the 2006 Winter Olympics, did not win ANY medals, when he was expected to win 3 or so.

Maurice Clauret pulled a Bode when he screwed up at the NFL Combine in Indianapolis.

by cousin skeezer July 3, 2006