My battery is low

What you say when you turn on your smart phone.

I just got this smart phone and my battery is low. Damn, I just charged it this morning.

by sandog3939 July 18, 2011

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battery

Anything having to do with drums, percussion.

My friend does battery for his black metal band.

by zombievomit November 13, 2004

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n. The number of times a male has ejaculated by the actions of another person over the number of times he has masterbated.

Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average

The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.

1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.

by Designated Hitter April 16, 2009

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Bitten

The young offspring of Batman and Catwoman, The size of an average kitten but with large bat wings. Adult bittens are known as Bits.

I really want a bitten for my birthday, I was able to fly my bitten today, I have two bittens in my bed

by Sleeping Starfish June 16, 2017

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gamers battery

when your battery is already so low when you get to school or by second class becuaes you have played games non stop from when you left your house to when you get to your second class

dude its only 8 o clock on a tuesday why do you have a gamers battery, do you like not do anything else but game?

by Alexander David Ray 1 February 16, 2006

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