bacher

To break something simple; To fail at a simple task;

Father really bachered the coffee machine, now he cant use the old irish coffee trick to get his new dumpstitute to give up her hymanus.

by Whats not to accept December 24, 2009

Baseball Girl

Girls that play baseball with the boys. Some girls are just as good as the boys, the others are uncoordinated retards who play baseball so they can look pretty in a hat and for the attention of the guys. Most Baseball Girls turn out to be lesbians expecially in Australia. Australian Girl Baseball Players are usually the biggest redneck hillbillies. Excepting girls from the beaches and the city in NSW where they are very good ball players and extremely good looking.

1. Baseball Girl who is athletic, determined and loves the company of guys.

2. Girl 1: I play for Hills District

Girl 2: I play for Cronulla

Baseball Guy: Cronulla girl is sexy *takes her home*

Baseball Guy 2: I'm dating one of the girls from Ryde, those city chicks are sexy as fcuk!

by girlsplayball September 24, 2012

Baghead Behaviour

The taking of illicit drugs throughout the day, particularly at inappropriate times. For instance: scraping out a bomb of phet in the living room with your nan before tea time while you sit and watch 'Countdown'

I say, Charles, the gentleman in the corner appears to be exhibiting baghead behaviour!

by DubiousBlagger November 3, 2013

81st Base

81st Base -
You will need:-
10 cucumbers
10 fit girls
A bouncy castle
10 blindfolds
1 blind man (To stop him watching you and your ladies)
A can of whipped cream
A digital video recorder
A chicken sandwich

-All of the above are needed-

What you will need to do:-
Take the 10 girls onto the bouncy castle. Blind fold and undress them all and the position the blind man 2 feet away from the bouncy castle. Stick one cucumber up each of the girls vagina's. Get the blind man to count to three loudly and when he reaches three, any girls who don't like the feel of the cucumber must sit down. Take the remaining girls who are standing up and have sex with them on the bouncy castle, you may now remove the blind folds. After you are exhausted, sit down and make the girls who sat down make out with each other whilst you eat your sandwich. Once you finish your sandwich get the whole group together, excluding the other man and have sex for a whole week without stopping, pouring the whipped cream on the girls whilst filming it. Once you have done this you have reached 81st base.

Guy: 'Dude, I just reached 81st base!!'
Guy1: 'Seriously you must be a god!'
Guy: 'Yer, but my dick still hurts after the week of sex.'

by LeoJables2 June 18, 2011

off base

(adj. and adv.) Not right, not correct, impolite, rude, improper, treyf, crazy; not ready, not alert; in baseball and softball, not touching one of the bases and thus vulnerable to being tagged out.

"I don't like Hillary either, but his remarks about her were way off base."

"Joe was off base so he was easily tagged out."

by anarcissie May 16, 2008

Bush-basher

Smartest people in the country are Bush-Basher

The smartest people in America, the 49 million who voted for Kerry, those who are in blue states, are Bush-Bashers

by Erin444 October 1, 2005

baseball dad

A guy, that supports his son at a baseball game by fighting with another loud mouth father on the opposing team when infact he has no intrest int he game itself, and only goes for the fight. The fight starts by both encouraging their teams, and then start mocking the opposing team, then one will take their shirt off, then wait to see if the opposing father is interested in the fight, if so the one with no shirt will pour beer onto the opposing father then the fight commences. The winner of the fight is taken away by local law enforcement, as the winning dad says 'im sorry, i thought this was america, i thought this was america, freedom, i thought this was america'.

See: Southpark Season 9 Episode 5, The Loosing Streak

Baseball dad 1: GO California
Baseball dad 2: GO Washington
Baseball dad 1: Washington sucks! Go California!
Baseball dad 2: Washington owns your butt.
*Baseball dad 1 takes off shirt*
Baseball dad 1: What, what do you wanna do
Baseball dad 2: You better shut up a**hole
*Baseball dad 1 pours beer on Baseball dad 2*
*FIGHT COMMENCES*
Baseball dad 1: What i cant stand up for my town? what? im sorry i thought this was America, im sorry, i thought i was in America.

by Ex baseball dad December 28, 2005